|My first lip gloss|
Or does it?
Like many women my age, my obsession with makeup began in junior high with Bonne Bell, progressed to CoverGirl and Yardley/London in high school, and intensified over the years with Revlon, L'Oreal and that haughty biach, Maybelline.
"Maybe She's Born With It".
Or maybe it was Pot O'Gloss.
Remember Pot O'Gloss by Yardley? It was, for my high school friends and I back in the 70s, the first lip gloss that touched our young, naturally-plump lips. In fact, I think my old school chum, Nancy, put Pot O'Gloss on the Madeira, OH makeup map. I can still see her -- every day before the bell rang in Algebra 1 -- dipping her little pinky into that adorable little container of shiny, sticky goo and slathering it on her bottom lip. She wore it so well...
I was totally mesmerized, as were all the other girls who hung out with Nancy. In fact, I would even go so far as to say that Pot O'Gloss sales at the local mall tripled that year.
From that tiny pot of gloss, however, grew my unquenchable yearning for all things promising to make me look like Cybil Shephard or whoever graced the latest fashion magazine cover.
Don't believe me?
Well, peruse my vanity drawer (I dare you) and here is what, at this very hour, you will find (in no particular order):
Aveeno Positively Ageless Lifting and Firming Night Cream
Aveeno Positively Ageless Lifting and Firming Eye Cream
Clean and Clear Finishes (pore perfecting moisturizer)
ROC Complete Lift Serum
Mary Kay Timewise Age-Fighting Moisturizer
Mary Kay Tinted Moisturizer With Sunscreen
Mary Kay Oil-Free Hydrating Gel
Mary Kay Eye Primer
Maybelline Instant Age Rewind Eraser Treatment Makeup
Neutrogena 3-in-1 Eye Concealer
Almay Intense I-Color
N.Y.C. Sun 2 Sun All-Over Bronzing Powder
Palladio Baked Blush (Wish)
Palladio Herbal Lengthening Mascara
CoverGirl ExactEyelights Waterproof Mascara
And my all-time favorite: L'Oreal Studio Secrets Professional Magic Perfecting Base
But I've given it lots of thought of late, and for me and most other women at the interesting age of 50-plus, perhaps the bottom-line best kept beauty secret is this:
No matter how much lifting, firming, rewinding, erasing, concealing, lengthening or secretly/magically perfecting we do in the morning, at the end of the day we still look like Positively Aging Less-Than-Perfect Us.
And that's OK. It really is.
Because the truth is, for most of us, outer beauty just naturally fades over time. There is no escaping that reality. It may have taken me 40 years to realize it, but seriously, without a doubt, it's what's inside our hearts that counts.
Nevertheless, I'm checking Amazon for Pot 'O Gloss.
Just in case I'm wrong.