Just when I thought life was teetering on the edge of utter boredom in Groceryville...
This rather heavy set gal waltzes up to me at the cash register, pulls her shirt up a bit and says, smiling, "Wanna rub my belly for good luck? People like to rub my belly for good luck."
WHAT? What does she think she is, a flippin' genie?
"Um, gee, no...no,I really don't want to. But th-th-thanks just the same," I replied.
Get me outta here.
Now.
This rather heavy set gal waltzes up to me at the cash register, pulls her shirt up a bit and says, smiling, "Wanna rub my belly for good luck? People like to rub my belly for good luck."
WHAT? What does she think she is, a flippin' genie?
"Um, gee, no...no,I really don't want to. But th-th-thanks just the same," I replied.
Get me outta here.
Now.
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